PETER SAGAL, host:
Now, it's time for a little game we call...
CARL KASELL, host:
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
SAGAL: I love it when you put on your knickers in your little news boy cap. I do.
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SAGAL: Panel, Carl is going to read each of you three headlines that we found in a newspaper or online. Only one of them though is real though. Pick that real one, you'll get a point a point.
Faith, this comes from the movie site "Rotten Tomatoes." Was it...
KASELL: Angelina Jolie to adopt Jennifer Aniston.
SAGAL: Or...
KASELL: Studios: We'll stop making crap when you stop paying to see it.
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SAGAL: Or...
KASELL: "Thor" finishes on top of "Bridesmaids."
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Ms. FAITH SALIE (Contributor, "CBS Sunday Morning"): I like the image of three so I'm going with it.
SAGAL: You're right.
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SAGAL: It was a good weekend for Thor, and for Bridesmaids.
All right, Adam, from a Fox affiliate in New York, some animal news. Was it...
KASELL: A cute puppy causes acute injury.
SAGAL: Or...
KASELL: Alligator not expected at sentencing.
SAGAL: Or...
KASELL: Pony pilferer ponies up pilfered ponies.
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Mr. ADAM FELBER (Writer, "Real Time with Bill Maher"): I'm going to go with the alligator.
SAGAL: Alligator not expected at sentencing. You're right. It was not there.
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SAGAL: Man was charged with keeping the gator as a pet illegally. The crime usually comes with a built-in punishment.
All right. Tom, this is from WYFF in South Carolina. This crime story...
KASELL: Man busted for impersonating a police officer by man impersonating a police officer.
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SAGAL: Or...
KASELL: Strip search finds crack between buttocks.
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Ms. SALIE: So.
SAGAL: Let me know if I can go on, Faith. I got one more.
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SAGAL: Or...
KASELL: Man claiming to be the real son of Sam, actually son of man named Jerry.
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Mr. TOM BODETT (Author and Humorist): Oh I'm going to have to go with the...
SAGAL: Do Faith a favor.
Mr. BODETT: The crack in the buttocks. Yeah.
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Mr. BODETT: For two reasons. One is to so I don't want to let Faith up.
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Mr. BODETT: And the other is because that's where cracks are.
SAGAL: Yeah. Sure.
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SAGAL: That's one.
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SAGAL: The South Carolina deputy...
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Mr. BODETT: All guns are.
SAGAL: ...was surprised to find a bag of crack cocaine between the buttocks of thanks suspect. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.