PETER SAGAL, Host:
Now Panel, what will President Obama's next big interruption of our lives be? Brian Babylon?
BRIAN BABYLON: All right, I'm going to do this as Obama. Okay, you guys ready?
SAGAL: Yeah.
BABYLON: Effectively immediately, I will issue a toupee tax on anyone who plans on running for president in 2012.
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SAGAL: Amy Dickinson?
AMY DICKINSON: In related news, Navy Seal Six's have scaled the walls of Trump Tower, have apprehended Donald Trump's hairpiece. But not to worry, they have given it a dignified burial at sea.
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SAGAL: And Mo Rocca?
MO ROCCA: He'll interrupt this Sunday night's programming just to say, "Hey, that was pretty awesome what I did last Sunday night."
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CARL KASELL, Host:
And if any of that happens, Panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Brian Babylon, Amy Dickinson and Mo Rocca.
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SAGAL: Thanks to all of you fabulous people for listening. I am Peter Sagal, and we will see you next week.
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